untexting:

If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said no” excuse to get out of plans, you’re lying.

okaymad:

i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”